The Rappaport Report: The Rapporpture!!!


Eagle eye viewers will have no doubt spotted the 'Port in the audience of Tuesday's American Idol performance episode. Without question he was the biggest (even bigger than Mimi Roger's forehead, she used to date Tom Cruise! ((congrats TomKat! Take that Rogers. You could have been the first to bear Cruise's seed!))) star in the audience that night...coincedence? I THINK NOT.

The Rapporture is coming my friends. First, we get an HOUR of "The War at home" last sunday, now we get Michael in the audience for the biggest show in America. Soon, we will be seeing more of everybody's favorite angry white man (not George Carlin) on Fox.

RAPPAPORT REPORT RUMOR REPORT!!!

Sources inside Fox Headquarters have told me that our man Mike will be making another major splash in this upcoming TV season. Do you guys remember Skating with Celebrities? Of course you do. The big Todd Bridges comeback vehicle was a hit and it is about to sign its next big headliner. Given the title of this column I think you know who I am referring to...

3 comments:

worry said...

if you notice, tuesday night's episode was one of the highlights in the show's entire history, and our man mike just happened to be in the audience. something tells me this was more than mere coincidence.

Fazer said...

agreed...every contestant mysteriously did well...or maybe it isnt that mysterious now is it.

Justin said...

currently working on a script that would erase the words "american idol" from all posts.