The Rappaport Report: Breaking News


Fellow Rappaport Riff Raff, your prayers and animal sacrifices have been granted. The 'Port has risen from the brink of death to stand proud at the side of Murdoch and "R-walk" all over the graves of other Fox shows such as Arrested Development, Wonderfalls, Firefly, Futurama, etc.

"The War at Home", soon to be the basis of a new religion in some galaxy light years away, has been RENEWED.

Now if only that damn Lili Taylor would come to her senses and drop that restraining order.

Lili, you know his only problem is that he loves TOO much...and sometimes uses fists and the back of his hand to express that love.

2 comments:

worry said...

this is what i've been waiting for!

Sarah said...

I understand Lili's struggle. Not only is he a wonderful actor but a handsome beast of a man. Keeping him by your side ensures monetary success because unemployment is a non-issue but keeping the restraining order means an unbroken nose...too bad the female lib mov't and self dignity got to Lili.