Shoot 'Em Up: Actual Footage


I don't know exactly what the hombres over at LatinoReview.com do to get their exclusives, but they are pretty on top of the movie scoopage now that AICN has sort of just given up on movie scooping and just becoming a glorified message board with the occasional Harry Knowles rant.

LatinoReview first broke news about Michael Davis' (writer of Double Dragon: The movie!!!) long animatic that he showcased to studio execs to get money for his new movie idea. They actually put it up on their website and it got a lot of people talking. He basically combined the style of a John Woo shoot out with the kinetic pace of a Jackie Chan action sequence. Needless to say, I was excited about what I saw.

Now, LatinoReview has posted a promo reel with actual footage from the movie and hot damn! does it look good. It boasts a great cast and has a nice sense of style to it. I also very much appreciate the return of massive amounts of ammunition expenditure. American movies have been far too gun shy in the past few years. I like what I am seeing here. Take a look and tell us what you think.


Footage

NORM!

It's hard to top "Mentos Van Damme" but I'll give it a shot. Here's Norm Macdonald on a recent visit to "The Daily Show" discussing the tragic death of Steve Irwin.

Macdonald has long been a favorite of mine since his days behind the "Weekend Update" desk. He was on "The Daily Show" to promote his new comedy CD "Ridiculous." I grabbed a copy as soon as I heard it was released and it saddens me to say that I wasn't doubled over in laughter all that much while listening to it. But whatever projects he can line up to justify appearances like this one on "The Daily Show" is fine by me.

MyTube: Best one yet

I think this clip needs no explanation. I do think that if I were to make a top 10 of youtube clips, this would be near the top. I would like to shake the hand of the man who made this possible.




P.S. Next week WILL be Shane Black week. I promise. Thoughts on Lethal Weapon, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The long kiss goodnight, and the unfairly maligned Last Action Hero...and maybe Predator (he did star in it)

Spike TV: Not completely worthless

No two ways about it, Spike TV is shit. I was looking forward to "Blade: The Series" and gave it a fair shot but it was horrid. I've heard it has gotten better as the season progressed but I can only hang with a show that dull for so long. I will give Spike TV this, they do provide an outlet for people too cheap (or perhaps too smart) to keep up with the latest in DTV action films.

Tonight at 9 they'll be airing THE RUSSIAN SPECIALIST. It's the 2nd film directed by Dolph Lundgren and is far superior to the usual Seagal or Snipes DTV crap. The story is nothing new. Lundgren plays a guy whose family is killed by Russian mobsters. After he believes he has terminated those responsible he tries to assume a quiet life as an auto mechanic. But because this is a Dolph Lundgren film, he his forced to turn his back on that quiet life and resume bringing the pain to the Russian underworld.

It really is a well made film and at times a nasty depiction of revenge. Sadly, Spike will chop up some of the more gruesome moments but if you really want to see the blood hit the floor then go spend $3 or $4 and rent the flick. Doing that will also mean you can watch the film without an endless parade of Axe bodyspray ads that Spike will surely interrupt the flick with.

Can a Wayans Still Be Funny?

There are many signs that I am getting old. For starters I actually make an effort to watch the last segment of "60 Minutes" so I can catch Andy Rooney. No joke! That old fucker sees the world in so many humerous ways. In addition to that fact I know I am getting old because I can clearly remember when the Wayans family was viewed as cutting edge.

Long before LITTLE MAN, WHITE CHICKS, and "My Wife and Kids" there was "In Living Color." When I was a young buck you just weren't cool unless you knew everything that went on during the previous night's episode of "In Living Color." Well now the most talented (I say that only because of THE LAST BOY SCOUT) member of the family, Damon, is shedding his fatherly image to start up "The Underground," a sketch comedy series premiering Thursday at 10 on Showtime.

I suppose this is Wayans' and Showtime's attempt at their own "Chappelle's Show" empire. I'm very skeptical as to if Wayans still has any creative juices in his tank. Good or bad this series is evidence that Showtime has no clue how to promote their original programming. The only place I've seen ads for "The Underground" is on Showtime. HBO always goes out of their way to make sure their original programming gets hyped all over the media. It's no wonder that Showtime's biggest show ever was "Queer as Folk." But that was about dudes who hump each other. Of course everyone would watch that. It involved actual gay sex. Between men! Wait until Andy Rooney hears about that!

I am aware that the photo up top shows Jim Carrey as Fire Marshal Bill. I was looking for a shot of Wayans from "In Living Color" but I came across that one and liked it better. Who knew there were "In Living Color" trading cards? I need to grab myself a Tommy Davidson rookie card ASAP.

Equal Opportunity NEEDS you!


Hey Guys,

My cousin Sameer Asad Gardezi, wrote his first short EQUAL OPPORTUNITY and it has made it to the Finals of the NBC SHORT CUTS FESTIVAL. Equal Opportunity will be playing on http://www.dotcomedy.com/ until Tuesday, September 19 at Noon. We need your help by clicking the link below, getting a first glimpse of the short, then voting by clicking the VISIT BUTTON (right side of the page).

Please send these links to everyone you know! All your help will be much appreciated! Thank you!




Click here for a direct link



http://www.equalopportunityfilm.com/
myspace.com/equalopportunityfilm
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2304758/

Edit: I edited this a bit so it didn't offset the entire blog's format. Also, this is a pretty funny short. I would suggest voting. And it stars Tom Lenk of Buffy The Vampire Slayer fame!!!

Faze

Trailer: Flags of our Fathers


The last time Clint Eastwood directed a movie he won an Oscar and pulled the plug on Hillary Swank's life support. Talk about win-win. 2 years later Eastwood is back behind the camera with FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS. It's the story of the men who were forever immortalized in history by raising the flag on Iwo Jima during WW2.

I find it odd that this film is coming out in less than two months but only now is a trailer being released. It looks like it has the makings to be a stirring war film, though the influence of SAVING PRIVATE RYAN feels a bit thick. The fact that Ryan Phillippe has a major role is also disheartening.

The Trailer comes from a FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS fan site. It's only available in Windows Media right now. The film will hit theaters on October 20th.

GONNA FLY NOW


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Rocky_Statue.html

One of the greatest injustices in Philadelphia history has just been righted. And seriously, what is up with these museum types? Normally, I see no reason to ever go to a museum, unless it chronicles rock and/or roll, football, or TV. I actually want to go to this museum because the statue is back in its rightful place, and you know what, if I go I am not even going to go in the museum. So take that you snobs.

I now anxiously await the return of the Statue of Liberty to its rightful place after that Viggo debacle from Ghostbusters 2.

Tom Yum Goong aka "The Protector" (2006)


The Weinstein's have been screwing over martial arts cinema for along time now. For whatever reason, they have this inherent need to buy up any hot Asian film product, hold onto it for a long time, allow the hype to die down, then unnecessarily re-edit the film and release it in the USA with no marketing campaign. The latest project (victim?) the Weinstein's are releasing is "The Protector" starring Tony Jaa. Now, most of Southeast Asia would recognize this movie as "Tom Yum Goong", Tony Jaa's follow up to "Ong Bak". The movie is currently the number 2 highest grossing film in Thai history.

So, The Weinstein Company is now releasing their edited version this Friday. First of all, could you pick a worse title than "The Protector"? Why would you want to associate yourself with a 1980s movie starring Jackie Chan and Danny Aiello? That "protector" was single handedly responsible for souring Jackie Chan on the Hollywood movie making process for almost 20 years. Although, it also gave him the impetus to make "Police Story", which basically redefined Asian cinema forever. So some good came out of it.

But as far as "The Protector" 2006 is concerned, the plot is pure shit. Tony Jaa basically chases down his pet elephant who has been kidnapped by an evil syndicate based out of Australia. The acting, the plotting, and all the non action stuff is a clear step backwards from "Ong Bak". It can be painful at times to watch this movie, which is why I am not that disappointed that it is being "tightened up" for American audiences. There is really only one reason you should be going to see this movie...the action.

Tony Jaa and Panaa Rittikari (jaa's mentor and action choreographer) are setting a new standard for martial arts cinema.


Jet Li and Jackie Chan are shells of their former selves. They are putting out a lot of crap in the twilight of their careers. I hope they are inspired by what is coming out of Thailand to actually make something of quality again.

I know that may sound surprising, but its no hyperbole. The action quotient is just exponentially higher in TYG/Protector vs. Ong Bak. Jaa is just friggin' unbelievable. The things he does are just awe inspiring and jaw dropping. The brutality that was very prevalent in Ong Bak's fight scenes is definitely preserved here. One sequence stands out in my mind as a instant competitor for best fight scene ever. Jaa fights a capoiera expert in a buddhist temple around the halfway point of the movie. The choreography is insane. The fight beats are just so perfect and on key. And, the guy Jaa fights looks a helluva lot like Eddy Gordo from Tekken. There are several other fights that are very memorable and just pure fun to watch, but keep an eye out for the temple scene.

If you like action movies, you will not be disappointed. The story can be grating and does actually detract from the overall experience to a certain extent, but I promise you will leave the theater feeling sore because so much ass is kicked by Jaa. Also, The RZA is composing a score for the movie, which I am actually pretty anxious to hear.

And for those curious, Jaa's next project will be "Ong Bak 2" directed by Jaa himself, but will bear no relation to Ong Bak's story. Apparently, it will be set in the old timey days.

GO WATCH "THE PROTECTOR" THIS WEEKEND.

Return of the Kings

Cash Money Records. I have always liked their product because they make no qualms about who they are and what they want. Flashy cars, flashy jewels, flashy "teef", flashy women. Most everyone else in hip hop today is just a walking contradiction. They are either poorly channeling gangsta rap of the late 90s (the game) or they are barely rappers and making a living off of nonsensical phrases (lil john).

Lil Wayne and Birdman have gotten back together for a full length album "Like Father, Like Son". The first single "Stuntin' like my daddy" is quite catchy and a great return to form. No one raps about rims and stuntin' like Cash Money. I was actually pretty surprised to find out Lil Wayne's last solo album went platinum. Birdman's solo effort wasn't as successful. It is good to see these two back together. Cash Money is like a Wu-tang Clan of sorts, but instead of Eastern philosophy they are all about western materialism. Others try, but these guys have turned urban materialism into a true art form.

I don't think this particular track is produced by Manny Fresh (if it was I would have expected at least 4 shout outs to him), but its pretty damn good. The video is directed by Cash Money vet Benny Boom and covers all the basics. My favorite scene: Birdman getting a tatt on his neck...while rapping. Truly a numba one stunna



Back Under the Knife

Last year was not too kind to "Nip/Tuck." Much of the season had been spent building tension as to the identity of The Carver and when all was said and done that mystery was resolved in about the most convoluted manner possible. With that plotline left behind (for now?) the show will be back Tuesday night at 10 on F/X for its 4th season premiere.

I've never been a fan of medical shows. I think I've seen "E.R." twice in my life and "Grey's Anatomy" looks about as interesting as a preseason WNBA game. But "Nip/Tuck" got its hooks into me deep a couple years ago. It stretches basic cable to the limits and even with some of last season's laughable storylines it had plenty to offer in terms of juicy entertainment.

Obviously the show will continue to focus on the surgical and sexual escapades of Dr. McNamara and Dr. Troy. But backing them up is an interesting array of guest stars such as Richard Chamberlain, Brooke Shields, and liver abuser Larry Hagman. Also popping up at some point will be Rosie O'Donnell as a "woman" hoping the good doctors can remove the horns from her head. At this time it is not known whether Rosie will eat any of the major characters. Look out Kimber!

In Memory


'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin--naturalist, animal activist, and good-natured television personality--was killed earlier today (Australia time) in a freak diving accident. He was filming an underwater documentary in and around the Great Barrier Reef when calamity struck, and apparently a stingray caught him in the chest. He is survived by his wife Terri and their two young children, Bindi Sue and Bob. He was 44 years old.

Little Miss Sunshine

Little Miss Sunshine is the debut feature from the directing team of Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris, who just happen to be married, and to each other at that. It's funny how the world works. Anyway, the film is in part a satire on the obsession with winning which drives so many little league fathers into the seedy underworld of referee-knifing, but it also turns out to be much more than that. It's also a charming, funny family road movie along the lines of the first Vacation movie, and a touching family observational drama with a knack for depicting both the tension and the affection that come with these family relationships. In other words, it's a movie about a family.

So it's a family, we've established that, and they are on the road. But who are they? Where are they going? Why? Well, it's the Hoover family, on the road from Albuquerque to Redondo Beach in order for the young daughter Olive to compete in the Little Miss Sunshine children's pageant. She's been practicing for months with her grandfather, and though the Hoovers have been straining financially and emotionally lately, Olive's excitement (and a small motherly bribe to Olive's silent, recalcitrant, Nietzche-reading brother) gets them all into the family bus. Now I want to make it quite clear here that the characters here are not "quirky," they just happen to be detailed and well-drawn, so they stand out in comparison to cookie-cutter characters infesting, let's say, the still-unceasing flow of post-Ringu, post-post-Scream horror crapfests defiling the last decade or so. Sorry for all the hyphenates in that last sentence, but post-Ringu, post-post Scream horror crapfests really get my blood boiling.

So the writing was great, a large part of the success for the movie is due to the cast, every member of which hits the nail on the head. Abigail Breslin, best known for aceing the role of dear little Bo in Signs, plays Olive with surprising depth. The excitement, the nerves, the pressure, the delight: it all shows clearly in her face, beyond reciting lines. Greg Kinnear and Toni Collette play her parents, a loving but strained couple barely keeping above the financial waters. Paul Dano (L.I.E.) plays Olive's previously mentioned brother Dwayne, who's taken a vow of silence until reaching his goal of becoming an Air Force pilot. This might seem like a silly gimmick on paper, but in the course of the film it's played to perfection, with great humor and even ferocity. While everyone does a fantastic job, the two standout characters here are obviously Olive's grandpa (Alan Arkin) and her maternal uncle Frank (Steve Carell). Arkin's glee in playing a slightly debauched, vulgar old man is apparent from the start, but again the writing and the acting make the character more than the sum of its parts. There's not a line he says that won't perk up your ears. Carell is at his wry best as the gay genius Proust expert whose life has taken a series of downturns, leading to a recent attempt at suicide. He has a distance from the daily minutiae of the other family members that allows some outsider perspective to enter, and his interactions with success-obssessed Kinnear are a highlight.

As far as events along the way, it's a road trip movie so expect to see some roadblocks, figurative and literal. Those come with the territory, and are handled well because the characters make it so. Once again, I can't emphasize this enough, this isn't just another film with quirky characters thrown into a farcical situation together. Nor is this family the generic catch-all meant to represent all of America. It's a family of fleshed-out individuals interacting in a confined space along a goal-oriented journey, and since the relationships are always interesting, funny, maddening, saddening, and touching, the film succeeds in a big way. Also, the finale is one of the funniest film moments I've seen in years. Little Miss Sunshine seems to be gradually widening in release. Go see it. Make it a double feature with Crank, even.

Go See Crank


I didn't see SNAKES ON A PLANE and from what I hear I didn't miss much. But while that film was getting all the false buzz it's looking like the true end of summer "absurd fun" flick is CRANK.

It's a violent kinetic blast of a movie. It has a lot in common with many films. Every review mentions it's "SPEED with a human" but it also shares a lot in common with Mel Gibson's PAYBACK, only amped up to 11. After showing off his martial arts skills in THE TRANSPORTER, CRANK gives Jason Statham the chance to play a true asshole. Thankfully the film is full of assholes and Statham's Chev Chelios (movie name of the year, sorry Ricky Bobby) just happens to be quite likeable in comparison to the bastards who want him dead.

So if you find some time this holiday weekend and want to see proof that good movies are still being made, well now you know what to do.

Are you ready for some football?!?

Shane black week will come. Things have been busy, but I will get to it.

I am pretty excited about the NFL coming back officially with game 1 next Thursday, Steelers vs Dolphins. Not only does that mean the amount of baseball coverage on sportscenter will decrease , but it also means the return of NFL Primetime...wait...NBC now owns the exclusive rights to the highlight show? Primetime is no more!?! That is right. One of the smaller stories that slipped by a lot of people when NBC got football back on Sunday nights was that they also got the rights to the exclusive Sunday night highlight show, meaning NFL primetime will no longer exist in the format it did before. I love Boomer and TJ, and I hope to watch whatever highlight show they do during or before Monday Night Football (which is now on ESPN).

Another tidbit is the new NBC NFL theme music, composed by John Williams. It definitely sounds like a Sam Spence piece (the genius who composed all the NFL Films music). I like it. It feels like football.

http://broadcastingcable.com/contents/video/SNF_Theme.mp3